Norma Desmond might have been right, the pictures did get small, but you can still be big. Have an Oscar Party and get the right people to attend, and you might as well be Cecil B. Desomething. My Oscar party featured the finest most glamorous people I know. Here's a picture of me awarding a fake Oscar to the very real Elvia Negron-Perez for Lifetime Glamour. We didn't have as quite many Page Six names as some other Oscar parties, but we had more fun.